Thanks For The Comments!

Now, I know what you might be thinking, “Riknas, you don’t have that many comments on your blog.”

This…this is true. And it’s for that reason that I hate you.

However, I’m not here to talk about that. Rather, I’ve had a number of comments sent to my blog that I have been saving myself, and wanted to respond to each of them personally in this special blog post. Because just five minutes ago I swore an oath not to put in advertisements without being given a great deal of money, I am honor bound to remove the links that were part of the original comment. Here we go…

Blanche says…

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Thanks, Blanche!

trybsutzsd says…

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Edxdaoairrph to you too, buddy! Thanks!

Julian Teehee says…

“Wow! Thank you! I permanently wanted to write on my website something like that. Can I include a portion of your post to my site?”

It’s a pleasure that you permanently wanted whatever it is that I had for my “About” page, unfortunately I swore another oath a few seconds ago that stops me from giving my blog information to sites that don’t exist.

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No thanks qKzFpRyxsd, if I take any more anti-depressants I might just be too happy to stop myself from doing something productive with my life, and we can’t have that!

Letter from American Airways says,

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It’s great to know that a Letter from the American Airways wrote me something. It seems very modern for Letters like that to use the internet. Most of what you said doesn’t make sense, but I’m glad you liked the invisible sketch I made with my stylish authored subject matter.

Letter from American Airways says,

“I’ve been browsing online more than three hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours. It is pretty worth enough for me. In my opinion, if all web owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the web will be a lot more useful than ever before.”

Are you the same Letter that wrote me a comment earlier? I applaud you for being such an avid reader, three hours is a lot! What with all the other comments you wrote me, I think those three hours were spent only on my site, wow!

Feel Like You Fit Into says,

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Wow. Either that’s just a partial transcription of one of my posts, or we think a lot a like, thanks!

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Oh boy, thanks for all those website links, but I spend enough time on the internet already. But be sure to tell the naked ladies wearing only thigh-high boots that I said hi!

Anne Saelens, Orlando Paskell and Luis Dumay say,

“Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing). Then you should spread all H1,H2,H3 tags in your article.Your Keyword should appear in your first paragraph and in the last sentence of the page. You should have relevant usage of Bold and italics of your keyword.There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a simple WordPress plugin that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information at. [link]”

It’s great that all three of you took the time to write me the same comment! I’ve considered using the three H tags a few times actually, but I have all the Hentai, Hookers, and Homeless people that I need right now, thanks!

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Hi!

Riknas, signing off!

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